Marylin Manson

So last night I had a dream where Marylin Manson was throwing a concert in my front yard except I didn't know about it. So I walk outside to find out what it is that's so loud and I see a huge crowd in front of a stage with Marylin Manson preforming on it. I just stand at my front door in awe. Once the song is over, (I forget which one it was) Marylin Manson walks off stage and onto my front porch and says, "Oh hey man I hope you don't mind but I'm throwing a concert in your front yard. As he is walking back to the stage someone grabs him and puts a shotgun to his head. Manson is just like "Whoa what is this?" At which point somebody with one of those machine guns that has like a belt bullet thing and two more people with shotguns come out of the crowd and make him kneel on my front porch. The first person asks him "Now that your life is in our hands what do you feel?" He looks around with and stares him in the eyes and replies, "Nothing." There is a tense moment where you don't know what is gonna happen next then the first shooter says "Good" and walks away. The others follow. Manson just looks around and says "That's it? Not gonna shoot me pussies?" Then I woke up.

Justice Grandma

Justice Grandma: The old super hero.

She'll kick your ass like Robert Di Niro.

She breaks villain's asses instead of laws.

And her cat sidekick has razor sharp claws.

She is well over ninety years of age.

But if a crook is near she will engage.

She gave birth to Captain America's dad.

He was a pussy ass bitch; not at all rad.

With her freshly baked cookie laser eyes,

She'll put you in a food coma. No lies.

But like all great heroes she must one day die.

The apocalypse is when she will say bye.

I haven't done this in a while.

It's not that I'm ignoring this or that I have nothing to rant about. I just don't have that much time to do everything I want to. So I guess my posts will happen a little less often than I had expected. But oh well. Time to rant about something.

Rock Band 3. Omg I need this game. I know it's another "useless" music based game where you hit colored buttons but this one is different! It actually teaches you how to play real instruments in a mode called "Pro Mode." Okay so basically you need to buy a bunch of equipment in order to play that. Like buy a special guitar controller with 17 frets, each with 6 buttons representing strings and you have to play actual strings at the bottom while holding down... Fuck explaining. It's called the internet. But anyway yeah it teaches you real guitar from that. Also they will have a keyboard! And I'm so psyched!! I don't even need to buy the keyboard controller. Just this 40 dollar MIDI adapter to let me use my keyboard. It's 40 bucks, plus the $60 game is already 100 dollars, but that's better than paying 20 dollars more and having a keyboard that only scales 2 octaves instead of 6. So I got the better deal. Oh and I can use my electric drum set too so that will finally be played.

Speaking of keyboard, I'm learning how to play. Not how to read sheet music. That's for fags. I go to youtube and search for "how to play [insert song name here] on piano" and learn it in a matter of a few hours to a few days. I know A Thousand Miles and scattered others. I don't think I know one FULL song. I'm too much of a quitter. Haha.