Justice Grandma: The old super hero.
She'll kick your ass like Robert Di Niro.
She breaks villain's asses instead of laws.
And her cat sidekick has razor sharp claws.
She is well over ninety years of age.
But if a crook is near she will engage.
She gave birth to Captain America's dad.
He was a pussy ass bitch; not at all rad.
With her freshly baked cookie laser eyes,
She'll put you in a food coma. No lies.
But like all great heroes she must one day die.
The apocalypse is when she will say bye.
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