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Yes you! Okay I know you probably didn't say "Who me?" and that I just posted like two of these things but I really wanna know how many people are actually reading these. Leave a comment saying anything if you read this post or any other post. Names aren't needed but are preferred. So yeah just a few comments really means a bunch to me. Thank you for taking time out of whatever it was you were doing to read this and I hope you post a comment and continue to read my blog. Eventually I'll figure out what it's about. Thanks again guys! (and gals!)

Well it's official.

I totally failed my civics class for the year. As suspected I did NOT get the 113.5 on my final. Instead I got a 74, making my final year average a total of 58.65. But that doesn't make me stupid. I am in fact very smart. I just don't care. And I'm lazy. Other than my shitty civics grade I got some other good grades. Everything except a D. In Advanced Computer & Tech App I got a 95 A and the gold medal because I was the TOP STUDENT. Not that it matters; that's a horse shit class anyway. In Fine Arts I got an 87 B but not that it matters in this class either. Very dumb and pointless to have. In Honors Algebra II I got a 95 A. BOO-YAH BITCH!! A FUCKING A!! IN THE HARDEST CLASS OF THAT YEAR!!* Yeah you actually need this class I think. In Chemistry I got an 84 C. Also grade but I don't think that one matters much to me. And in my English II class I had received an 80 C. Yeah to me that's pretty good. But I don't need English. I can speak it good.

Anyway... I say anyway too much. Need a different word or something. Anyway I'm probably gonna stay up real late tonight watching movies. Never mind I still don't feel like hooking up my Xbox. I guess I'll just do whatever. Watch the stars. Maybe watch the sunrise. Which way is east? Never... Eat... Soggy... Fuck it's eat. My house is in the way. Oh and the rest of Ludlow cause I'm at the bottom of the entire hill. I wanna go to the incinerator and spend the night there. I gotta stop writing so much on these. It's not like anyone will ever read them. I guess it's my own personal electronic diary that MIGHT be read by a select few. And I don't select them... Yeah... Whatever. I'm done for now.

*I mean for other people. That class was easy for me. AS SHOWN WITH MY 95 FUCKING PERCENT A!!

Toilets.

My brain is like a toilet when it comes to social studies. But that is not why I failed. Let me explain a little more and then I'll let you read an actual poem that I just finished up.

Okay so my brain is pretty much a toilet. I will put whatever I need to know in that toilet like backed up crap. I need to call the plumber. But anyway. All that crap is information regarding social studies. The social studies book is the ass and it shits all the information out into my toilet-like brain. Once done I'm supposed to wipe it's ass and throw that in there too. (Homework) But I never do that. I figure once I call the plumber I'll take a shower too. So anyway when the test comes around I just look in the bowl for what I need and call the plumber. Once the text is over, I flush the toilet and make sure I never see that crap again. But sometimes you get stains. Like "Napoleon Bonaparte overthrew the French government on November 10," which is my birthday; or "Abraham Lincoln was assassinated on April 14," which is the day I got hit by a car; or "D-Day is June 6," which is my friend's birthday. That's really all.

Anyway. As promised, here is a poem. Much better than the last one.

What I Write

I write when I'm happy, I write when I'm sad

I write when I'm mellow, I write when I'm mad

I write what I am, I write what I see

I write to get away, I write to be free

Some will say my writing is good

Others will say do better I could

Me, I don't give a damn what you say

It's not like you will make my day

I will make my day. I will make my life

Don't think you can sharpen me like a knife

I am who I am. Who I want to be

If you don't like it, get away from me

So I was gonna sleep...

But I can't. Tv was on. I was catching up on the news so I can pretend to care about what's happening in the world today. And you know what? I can't believe the news today. Can't close my eyes and make it go away. No that was just a U2 song. What I can't believe is... What am I talking about. I STILL have no idea what's going on. What is a "Hung Parliment" and why should I care? What was with this stock market crash that lasted all of five minutes? What is a perfect storm have to do with it? What's this about Greece's economy and when did Germany get involved? And since when is Germany married to four ugly women? (Greece, France, Spain, and Italy) Dear world: WTF is going on?

News today makes no sense. I mean last time I watched the actual news was when Obama won and that was what? Fuck I don't remember... Holy crap was he inaugurated this year?! Damn this is going by slow. But fast. I'll write a poem about it right now.

Terrorists, 2012, and the O-Zone.
To me it seems like we're pretty boned.

Okay I didn't JUST write it. That was a month ago. I'll try again.

The economy right now is pretty fucked.
Picking Obama seem like it sucked.
But other than that there is an oil spill,
Obama's response? He's pretty chill.
Greece is collapsing once again,
They're gonna take us down with them.
Britain now has no Prime Minister.
Not writing a constitution has turned sinister.
Having a Hung Parliment this does mean
And this makes the world un-serene.

Look I know that poem sucked and it wasn't even what I was gonna write about at first, but I wrote it in 20 minutes and it's like 3 in the morning. Give me a break. I actually can write poems but I didn't care too much about that one.

Note: News to me is "The Daily Show with Jon Stewart" and "The Colbert Report."

Don't want to blog today.

Went to East Fork Lake today. Not really even in a blogging mood but I'm gonna post one of these things ERRYDAY. So if you don't like to read then stop right now. Also if you don't like cussing then stop reading. Cause I cuss a lot. Fuck. There. That's my blog for today.

Oh also. Today was my last day of school. Until the third when I start Summer School. Fun. I know. Because of that I can't go to camp! D:

I guess I'll do another.

I'm not really in a ranting mood so anyone who was hoping for a rant... Well... I'm sorry I guess? I just am happy. Fuck now I'm mad cause I realized I'm mad. But still happy. I'll explain that first. I just love life right now. It's like, so awesome, dude. I've recently realized how awesome I am. And it seems like everybody loves me. It's great.

But anyway, "Fuck now I'm mad" story. I stayed up until 2 in the fucking morning trying to finish that Social Studies extra credit and I didn't even finish it. Then cause I was so tired I didn't wake up until there was only like half an hour left for the exam. I thought about going in and answering everything as "C" but I decided that might insult my lovely teacher Mrs. Hodge. So I came in for my Chemistry exam. For that I knew most of the material but I guessed on most of the math ones. I still got a 78 on it. Pretty good if you ask me.

Tomorrow is Fine Arts and English. Very fun I know. I'll let you know how that goes. Oh and after that... NO MORE SCHOOL!! Except for summer school. But that doesn't count. And after school tomorrow I'm either going to a lake in Ohio (East Fork Lake for all you stalkers) or go to church like I normally do (sorry not telling. I don't want you to know THAT much about me). Just depends on how nice my mom is gonna be.

This summer is gonna be the best ever. I'm gonna see how many fights I can get in and win. I'm a pacifist btw so I don't throw punches. (I told someone once: "I'm a pacifistic optimist who loves love. A hippy") Yet I have won quite a few fights somehow. I've only punched... Like five people no lie and I plan to keep it that way. I do talk an awful lot of shit tho.

Talking out my ass.

This is a blog. By me. NotCody Gavin. I hope you enjoy reading it more than I enjoy typing it out because I am really bored right now. I need a topic to blog about for future blogs. If anyone is reading this and would enjoy me ranting about something rather than just talking out my ass then comment on my latest blog whatever topic. I mean what else am I supposed to do? I guess I'll talk about school. I fucking hate it. My school at least. I've been going there since preschool. I'm tired of it. After 12 years of the same school I just don't care. I wake up at 8, run to school, then either not do my work or just copy off of someone. And in social studies I only do tests and the work that the teacher tells us the answers for. I'm gonna fail that class unless I get a 113.5% or higher on my final on Wednesday. It's theoretically possible if I do this definition thing with 94 words on it. I'll get 20 e.c. points on my exam and from there I just have to get a 100. But since I haven't really been paying attention that ain't gonna happen.
Also FUCK MY COMPUTER! Every 15 to 60 minutes the sound just shuts off and I have to restart whatever it was I was listening to music on! Here I was singing along to Every Rose Has It's Thorn and all of a sudden the sound stops and I hear how tone deaf I am! Fuck! Also It doesn't play movies cause it's Ubuntu and Ubuntu's a bitch. I tried to watch Tropic Thunder on my computer only to find out I can't. And I really don't want to hook up my Xbox just to watch a movie.
Oh Xbox. New topic.
I love Xbox but hate how I have no money to buy games or even Live. I haven't been able to play online since February. And even if I did have money I wouldn't want to spend it now. Two sequels that I NEED are coming out this Summer/Fall. Dead Rising 2 and Portal 2. If you are not familiar with either then go fuck yourself. Uh I mean... Ever heard of Google? Yeah it's not that hard to type in two or three fucking words so don't ask me about them.

Disclaimer: I cuss too much.

EDIT: My Social Studies exam was Tuesday. Not Wednesday. I missed cause I stayed up so late trying to do that crappy extra credit. Then I woke up late for school, looked at my clock, and slammed my fists on the desk screaming, "FUCK!"